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31 August 2007 @ 11:57 pm
Twelve Character thingy  
Must meme. Flist is drunk on their asses at DragonCon and I hate you all quiet and I'm too tired to be more creative. Seen at lyssie a while back.

1. Kara Thrace
2. Helo
3. Sam Anders
4. Sam Carter
5. Baal
6. Will Turner
7. Dean Winchester
8. Martouf
9. Delenn
10. Bruce Wayne
11. Theo
12. Vala

(possible spoilers for PotC:AWE, BSG through 3.20, SG-1 through Unending, Supernatural through AHBL2.)

Which would make a better college professor, 6 (Will) or 11 (Theo)? What subjects would they teach?
Will, definitely. I can't see Theo having the patience to teach anyone anything. Will could teach Eighteenth Century History, since he lived through it. The coming on shore only one day every ten years is a problem trying to get tenure though...

Do you think 4 (Sam Carter) is hot? How hot?
Hot like the surface of the sun.

12 (Vala) sends 8 (Martouf) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Vala sends Martouf off to look for Sam when she goes missing. And of course it succeeds!

What is or would be 9's (Delenn) favorite book?
The Complete Works of Valen

Would it make more sense for 2 (Helo) to swear fealty to 6 (Will Turner), or the other way around?
Helo would swear to Will. In my crossover fanon universe, Will is Charon, one of the Lords of Kobol.

For some reason, 5 (Baal) is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 (Delenn) or with 10 (Bruce Wayne)?
*snickers* He'd pick Delenn as the one who would seem far softer and more malleable. And by the time she was done with him, Delenn would have him in the Rangers, fighting the Shadows for redemption.

7 (Dean), 2 (Helo) and 12 (Vala) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Dean and Vala would flirt endlessly, and Helo would watch them and smile until he got bored and reminded them that they were supposed to be there to discuss the strange noises coming from the starboard landing bay on Galactica.

3 (Sam Anders) challenges 10 (Bruce Wayne) to a duel. What happens?
As much as I love Sam and he's definitely fit and presumably good with weapons after all the practice on the Capricas, Bruce Wayne would kick his ass without even breaking a sweat. With any or no weapons.

If 1 (Kara) stole 8's (Martouf's) most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
Martouf's a Tok'ra, they don't have precious possessions. But if he had something that she stole, he would get on Galactica, zat her, and take it back.

Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Dean) and 12 (Vala) both attain what they most desire.
Coming Home (lame, I know)

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Sam Carter) and 1 (Kara Thrace) to work together?
Colonial Fleet encounters SG-1 on some far-off alien planet. "Earth? You're from Earth? OMG!" ensues.

If 7 (Dean) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Probably not very well. Hunting supernatural beasties with him would totally rock though.

If you could command 3 (Sam Anders) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
How pornographic do you want?

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Theo)?
alas, there is little Theo fic.

If 2 (Helo) had to choose sides between 4 (Sam Carter) and 5 (Baal), which would it be?
hm, the really hot scientist lady with the powerful friends from EARTH, or the galactic bad guy with a penchant for making copies of himself?

I'm thinking Helo might side with Sam, strangely enough...

What might 10 (Bruce Wayne) shout while charging into battle?
well, if we're talking "Bruce" then he might actually shout something stupid to keep up the facade... Batman never ever shouts.

If you chose a song to represent 8 (Martouf) which song would you choose?
I could open iTunes and see if I could find something, but nothing's coming to mind at the moment.

1 (Kara), 6 (Will) and 12 (Vala) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Will would be a gentleman and let them have it (it's also unclear if the CotFD needs to eat in any case). Kara's a dirty fighter, but Vala's a practiced thief, so Vala would end up with it. If this was Kara's first meal on Earth, Vala might let her have it, though.

What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Helo) to use on 10 (Bruce Wayne)?
"I've heard the Bat-suit is really comfortable. I'd really love to get into it and try it on for size."

What would 5 (Baal) most likely be arrested for?
Improper use of a cloning device without proper licensing

What is 6's (Will Turner) secret?
He has days where he bitterly regrets the duty that fell to him and he locks himself in his cabin on the Dutchman. He curses Jack Sparrow for being noble and saving his life, and Elizabeth for keeping the chest safe so no one can find it. Then he curses himself for being too good with a sword that he didn't die quicker. Once Calypso herself had to visit to cajole him out of his despair.

If 11 (Theo) and 9 (Delenn) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
on the ground, Theo because Theo doesn't let anything get in her way. But Delenn has space ships and stuff, so in general she can get places faster.

3 (Anders) and 7 (Dean) tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
Anders. Dean is a LYING LIAR WHO LIES.

1 (Kara) and 9 (Delenn) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Sam's) sinister secret organization. 11 (Theo) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Theo) is actually a spy for 4 (Sam). Meanwhile, 4 (Sam) has kidnapped 12 (Vala) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Baal), they seek out 3 (Anders), who gives them what they need to complete their quest.

What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

No idea about title. I'm sure a few people would read it, for the sheer cracktasticalness of it. I think the person writing it would be me.

If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Dean) or 8 (Martouf)?
hm, Martouf would have a zat and a zat pwns all handguns. Also, Martouf would have Lantash, and a symbiote enhances strength and senses. Dean's good in a fight and if we were in some sort of supernaturally afflicted aread, I'd rather have him -- but for general bodyguarding in a rough part of town, I'd have to go with Martouf. Plus, he'd give me less attitude. (and NO, you may not point out that Martouf's dead, because he's NOT. so there.)

lizardbeth: Will-Elizabethlizardbeth_j on September 1st, 2007 10:20 pm (UTC)
*snicker* yes, everyone better watch out for the pancakes if Lee's around. Although the noodles might be in more danger...

Or maybe Will's sense of fair play would kick in and he'd throw his dagger into the pancake to divide it in half, before Kara or Vala could even touch it.
pataka02: sg1 way cooler than youpataka02 on September 1st, 2007 11:49 pm (UTC)
Eh, Will would probably be moping about Elizabeth and too angsty to care. Of course, Vala would probably be flirting with him, too. And Kara would laugh and mock.