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20 October 2005 @ 09:57 pm
another silly thing I found  
ok, the usual drill. Name 12 characters. (They can be male or female, but I think it works better slashy)

My list:

  1. Markus Alexander

  2. Jack O'Neill

  3. Severus Snape

  4. Jeffrey Sinclair

  5. Scott Summers

  6. Bruce Wayne

  7. Lee Adama

  8. John Sheppard

  9. Erik Lensherr

  10. Lex Luthor

  11. Ronon Dex

  12. Martouf

Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Lex defintely a voyeur.

Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Sheppard, just for starters. For a kickass warrior dude, Ronon's got no problem taking orders.

Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Scott, without question (movie or comicsverse). Sev - not so much with the looks department. (though Alan Rickman, that's a whole 'nother question…)

Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Jeff Sinclair. I love them both, but as far as rumply sex… At least Jeff's had sex before, and given Catherine kept coming back, he was probably pretty good at it. I'm not sure that Markus has done it at all. But then again, I could teach him what he needed to know, and OMG, the hotness...

12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
O'Neill: c'mon, Marty, harder. I thought symbiotes made hosts stronger.
Martouf: There is little room in this lavatory, O'Neill. Strength is of little use without leverage.
O'Neill: Oh, for cryin out loud! Fuck me, snakehead.

How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Hm, if I knew where some were, I might have to think about it… Although really, total nakedness isn't required, since it's not like there's so much left to the imagination. (c'mon, Baywatch: Hawaii)

Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Considering I've actually written this pairing… that'd be me. And they've done it in Erik's hotel room.

When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Sam Carter/Rosha/Jolinar.

What is 11's favorite sex toy?
The tassel on his sword.

Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Martouf, Lee "Apollo" Adama, and Markus. That's easy. "In the Wake of Armageddon".

I'd totally read it, and I'd write it if I had time and was feeling slashy that day. The warnings would have to include something about not reading in a public place and cautions about heart conditions.

Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Bruce. If he does sex at all, it's bondage.

If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Snape and Ronon? Whoa. I think my brain just exploded trying to think of any possible way to put these two together. Diregarding the whole plausibility thing… Well, Ronon, clearly, since Snape's better versed at keeping secrets, especially of the torrid variety. And Snape's retaliation would be painful and bitter, and probably relationship ending.

As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Lee and Scott. I can actually see this. They both desperately need to learn to let go, but if they did… whoa. Lee probably secretly wouldn't mind getting a little tied up.

Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
The erotic potential of flarn has really been overlooked in fandom, I think.

8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
I'm tempted to say Shep, because I think Jeff knows he needs help to let go of his repressions. But that word "fulltime" bothers me, because his natural instinct to lead would get in the way. Not sure. And I really can see Shep as the trainee there...

Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Bondage, can't imagine him putting up with it for two seconds.

What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
I'd bonk Sheppard silly. Scott would probably not. He'd be all confused and flattered and nice, and say very apologetically, "y'know, my girlfriend will totally rip your lungs out if she catches us, and she's a telepath. So thanks but no thanks."

What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Jeff and Lex? Sinclair's extremely private, I can't imagine him talking about his sex life much if at all with anyone else. Lex would probably confirm that they were having sex with their friends, if pushed to it, but he's a practiced liar and if he felt it was necessary, say to protect Jeff's feelings, he'd totally make it up.

10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
I don't think Lex would get a tattoo, knowing that Erik has bad memories of tattoos.

Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Jack O'neill writing Bruce/Ronon smut? That's just awesome, especially since he has or will actually know something about Ronon. So is Bruce Wayne a real person in SGU, and Jack's doing Real People smut? He must think they're HOT. So probably a PWP then.

If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Shep would try to hide a snicker and then try to figure out who drugged Jack *this* time, and escort him properly to his room.

And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:
9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue her. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.

Erik and Markus are having a quickie in a broom closet when Shep walks in on them. Naturally enough, Shep joins in, first paging Snape, who's in the middle of fucking Scott into the mattress. Snape abandons Scott on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Scott, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Jeff attempts to rescue him. But Scott will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Lex is one of his regular clients.

a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character?

  1. X-Men Movieverse, I guess, since both Erik and Scott make an appearance.

  2. "A Really Bad PWP".

  3. Probably Erik, since I have I can't imagine him doing a quickie in a broom closet... He's just not the broom closet type.

Stolen from somewhere on lj that I've now lost, but I'm sure it's been making the rounds for awhile...