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19 December 2009 @ 07:25 pm
dear Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I punched sarahspank in the arm (-10 points). In July I bought porn for boom_queen (10 points). Last Thursday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March fire_sister and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-50 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!


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I'm sorry, Duluth. I was just practicing! :)
emmiereemmiere on December 20th, 2009 05:17 am (UTC)
I'm just kind of amused that porn is sort of a small "Yay you!" here.
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on December 20th, 2009 05:38 am (UTC)
I'm Your Slave and You're My Obsession: Glee - Balloon Popsfire_sister on December 21st, 2009 04:00 am (UTC)
You'd think with all that time being a dictator we wouldn't have needed to rob a bank. But if you did it with me, for my sake, THANKS!

Personally, I love that buying porn is a positive. :)
lizardbeth: Anders- Helolizardbeth_j on December 21st, 2009 05:36 am (UTC)
I guess we went to rob a bank for old times sake. It's tough work being dictators, and sometimes you just need to take a little vacation! :)