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07 November 2007 @ 02:12 pm
I was editing my fic's sex scene until the plumber got here to replace my kitchen faucet. (the faucet which wasn't supposed to be one of the things we were going to replace in the improvement project, btw. The joys of homeownership are neverending)

I doubt the plumber knows enough English to be able to read prOn, even if he didn't have anything better to do, but then again - the dirty words are usually the first ones you learn in a second language.

It's probably silly to feel weird about it. So maybe I'll just make my text really small or go look at something innocuous like TWOP.
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on November 7th, 2007 10:27 pm (UTC)
yeah. See, that's like when my parents came up, I made sure I wasn't surfing any suspect sites and that I also had any fic or pr0n closed. Though I kept typing away at porn when the cable guy was here, once.
lizardbethlizardbeth_j on November 7th, 2007 10:48 pm (UTC)
oh, god, I barely got over putting my Adult rated fic on my website since I know my parents visit. I'm still don't have any slash there (though the site links to here, so it's not like they can't find it). Everybody else? I don't care. But I'm still all squirmy about my parents knowing I write "that" (explicit sex of any flavor, even though none of it's particularly hard-core as fandom goes). This despite, y'know, being a grown-up with a kid of my own. *head desk*
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on November 7th, 2007 11:13 pm (UTC)
Parents: putting a crimp in our porn since time immemorial.

And it's not like my parents are squeamish. They both have said, "hey, ask us anything you want. Oh, and btw, masturbation is a-ok." but. dude. parents.
lizardbethlizardbeth_j on November 7th, 2007 11:29 pm (UTC)
maybe it's a continuation of the squick about my parents actually having sex. I exist, so obviously it happened, but I'd really rather have come from a cabbage than imagine them doing it. Just do NOT wanna know.
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on November 8th, 2007 01:17 am (UTC)
Yeah. *fidgets* Why is it easier to clean than to get fic written?
mamaboolj on November 8th, 2007 12:41 am (UTC)
LOL! I most certainly would have felt weird about it. I can also relate. I was just on a sex worker's site looking up info about non-penetrative and safer sex (bet you know why) when the kiddo came over and sat on my lap. I hit that "show desktop" icon really fast.
lizardbethlizardbeth_j on November 8th, 2007 08:45 pm (UTC)
yeah, I gotta say, having workers over to work on our house is really putting a crimp in my porn... heh.

Whistler fanfic FTW! :D