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02 September 2007 @ 10:08 pm
Because it's hot...  
The thermometer on my car reached 106 today driving to visit my sister-in-law. 106. That's like uh FRAKKING HOT in centigrade.

My house has finally cooled off to something not quite registering as HELLISH.

Can't think. Can't write. I'm ... wilting.

1. Kara Thrace
2. Helo
3. Sam Anders
4. Sam Carter
5. Baal
6. Will Turner
7. Dean Winchester
8. Martouf
9. Delenn
10. Bruce Wayne (Batman Begins)
11. Markus
12. Vala

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Will/Markus) fic? Do you want to?
no. but I might have to write one because it'd be awesome.

2. Do you think Four (Sam) is hot?How Hot?
I still think Sam Carter is hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve (Vala) got Eight (Martouf) pregnant?
That goes the way of really scary Mpreg fic which I have never ever seen the appeal of...

4. Can you rec any fics about Nine(Delenn)?
not anymore - been out of B5 fandom a long time. I vaguely remember a good Sinclair/Delenn fic, but hell if I could find it again.

5. Would Two (Helo) and Six (Will) make a good couple?
besides them both being hung up on other people, with my slash goggles on, I could see it. They have a lot in common - they believe in doing the right thing and they're willing to risk their lives to protect the people they love.

6. Five/Nine (Baal/Delenn) or Five/Ten (Baal/Bruce)?
For sheer hotness, I think I'd have to go with Baal/Bruce.

7. What would happen if Seven (Dean) walked in on Two (Helo) and Twelve (Vala) having sex?
*snicker* He'd throw up a hand to shield his eyes and exclaim something like "Whoa, sorry, I heard a noise and --" and he'd totally be peeking through his fingers...

8.Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Anders/Bruce Wayne) fic.
When Sam Anders, point guard for the Gotham City Buccanneers, is kidnapped by the Joker, Bruce knows it's a job for Batman. What he doesn't know is that rescuing Sam is just the beginning of the mystery - why does Sam stir him out of his hard-won control? And why does Sam keep having strange dreams about an opera house and a little girl named Hera?

9.Is there such thing as One/Eight (Kara/Martouf) fluff?
I doubt it very much, but all things are possible in an infinite multiverse...

10. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Sam Carter) to deflower One (Kara)?
*chortle* I think Sam is far too late to deflower Kara ...

11. Does anyone on your flist read Seven (Dean) slash?

12. Does anyone on your flist read Three (Anders) het?
Is there anyone on my flist who DOESN'T read Anders het? heh, ok, a few...

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Markus)?

14. Would anyone on your flist write a Two/Four/Five (Helo/Sam Carter/Baal)?
well... probably not all together.

16. If you wrote a songfic about Eight (Martouf), which song would you choose?
I STILL have no idea, stop asking me!

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Kara/Will/Vala), what would the warnings be?
Adult, threesome, language, mild bondage

18. What might a good pick-up line for Two (Helo) to use on Ten (Bruce)?
I used to know a girl with ten thousand identical twins. I'm looking for a less complicated relationship. What about you?

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Baal)?
not counting my own? Two weeks ago, I think.

20. What's Six's (Will) super-sekrit kink?
Now that he's immortal, he's developed a taste for knifeplay...

21. If Three (Anders) and Seven (Dean) get together, who tops?
They'd flip a coin.

22. One (Kara) and Nine (Delenn) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Delenn) suddenly runs off with Four (Sam Carter). One (Kara), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Markus) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Vala), then follows the wise advice of Five (Baal) and finds true love with Three (Anders).

And I did NOT fix the numbers at all. It just turned out that way...
Current Mood: hothot
pataka02: Sam in SVpataka02 on September 3rd, 2007 06:05 am (UTC)
Heh... Baal bringing Kara and Anders together. What a hero.

And also? Vala would eat Helo alive. Seriously.

10. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Sam Carter) to deflower One (Kara)?
*chortle* I think Sam is far too late to deflower Kara ...

Unless you've been reading some of the horribly weird/bad fic that's prevalent where Kara is actually (gasp!) a virgin! And, of course, she's been saving herself for Lee, her super sekrit soulmate. Zak who? (Clearly before Sam appeared... because Kara + Anders = walking sex.)

And then there's the sg-1 flipside, where (gasp!) Sam is actually a virgin, too, all for the love of Jack. Or Daniel. Or whomever needs to deflower her, in order to save her life, or make her have less regrets or something...
lizardbeth: Kara-Anders IIlizardbeth_j on September 3rd, 2007 06:26 am (UTC)
Dude, I read nothing with either a Lee/Kara or a Sam/Jack pairing label anymore. So I am SAFE from unlikely virgins and scary baby!fic. But OBVIOUSLY Kara and Zak never had sex,because we all know Kara doesn't even LIKE sex unless it's with that special someone...

Can you imagine Helo and Vala? *snicker* But y'know, before Helo settled down and got all respectable family man, he was apparently something of a player. Sharon 1.0 teases him about having a girl in every port in the mini, and he doesn't call her a liar. So he might be able to hold his own. She would at least amuse him.
pataka02: Bitch please Kara by _ebpataka02 on September 3rd, 2007 08:10 pm (UTC)
Well, why would Kara have sex with Zak when clearly she only got with him to be closer to his brother? She just couldn't betray Lee like that with her body!

And umm, even Helo the player would get his ass kicked by Vala. They'd hook up one night, he'd end up naked and hogtied on his bed, robbed of anything important, only to be found by a highly amused Kara Thrace come morning. And you know she'd never let him live it down. She might even just take pictures and torment him with it forever...

and if she met Vala? She'd probably congratulate her.

agathons_fan: Grace - Lmaoagathons_fan on September 3rd, 2007 02:13 pm (UTC)
#7 Ha, he'd so being doing that. And Loved your pick-up line for Helo. Lmao.

Kara winds up with Anders in the end,YAY!
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on September 4th, 2007 03:43 am (UTC)
entertaining in a disturbing way: Kara Anders Still Frakkinglyssie on September 4th, 2007 03:44 am (UTC)
Also. Where is my fic? *cutelook*
Also also. I would still so totally like a Sam for my birthday.
lizardbeth: Anders - no shirtlizardbeth_j on September 4th, 2007 03:49 am (UTC)
Your fic got baked along with my brain. I'm all melty, and sadly not in the good way...

You and me both. :D
entertaining in a disturbing way: anders lick herelyssie on September 4th, 2007 04:00 am (UTC)
*sads* *licks your icon*