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26 August 2007 @ 12:43 pm
The Celebrity Sex Meme  
Since this has been going around again...

I was WAY overthinking this, until I figured out it's just an excuse to post pretty pictures. (and I still have a problem picking the married ones... I'm such a dork)

(1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. You made me pick only five and now I have to put them in order? HAH!
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.
(5) Tag five people. everyone should do it and raise the hotness level of lj some more!

meme, schmeem. It's a picspam. It breaks my layout so here's the meme in light format. And if you're on dial-up, you probably shouldn't even try, sorry.



ONE: Michael Trucco
Because if he wasn't on the list, lyssie would (rightly) call me a liar, I present Michael Trucco. First seen in BSG. Well, no, I'm sure I saw his guest appearance on Charmed first, and I do remember it, but he wasn't anything in particular to me until he appeared as Sam. But my crush did not grow to today's massive proportions until I saw him in person. And stood right next to him and looked up... and up...
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Favorite Anders promo photo EVAR!!!eleventy-one!!!


And Trucco recently:





TWO: Orlando Bloom
Once upon a time, not long ago, I watched Fellowship of the Ring. After the movie I was in the restroom and I heard some other women all drooling over Aragorn. Me, I was rather nonplused, because I liked the elf MUCH BETTER. For a while I lived in a fantasy land where I thought I was the only one who liked Legolas the best (you may all laugh now, but I was too old to know what the fifteen year olds thought was hot). Orlando - out of costume - didn't do anything for me then -- he was too young and too skinny. But then, somewhere around Dead Man's Chest, he grew up and filled out, and got hot.

From Dead Man's Chest, the scene that sent Orli fangirls into a dead faint:
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And one of the publicity photos where the photographer isn't trying too hard (unfortunately, there are many):
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THREE: Jason Momoa
Rightly, this should be Russell Wong's spot, but I used my favorite pics of him only a few weeks ago. So, I'll skip him and go with Jason. This would have to be a SUPER-SEKRIT AFFAIR, since there's only one degree of separation between his family and my in-laws, and people in Hawaii gossip like crazy. But clandestine wrongness would just make it hotter, right? :) I first saw him when we watched (the rather hilariously titled) "North Shore".

The early days... beefcake from Baywatch: Hawaii. Note the short hair.


And as Ronon:




FOUR: Cliff Simon
In his favor: Plays a villain. Has a fantastic voice. Has a really quite yummy body (and has very little issue with showing it off either, lol). Is a total con whore. Reads Jack/Baal slash (reportedly). What's not to love?
marks against: has done no photoshoots to show off said body. So I have one borrowed con pic...



And a screengrab from Ex Deus Machina (and isn't that just like a Goa'uld to make me go make new caps because I realized my old ones were all off Skiffy?) If one Baal is good, then more are better, right?

Cap adjusted to brighten the Baal in the tank top. (heh. The commentary reminds me that the one on the couch is apparently the original Baal. So, given that rather slim evidence, in order to find the original, all you need to do is find the one in Insiders wearing the most clothes. And of course Landry goes and puts them all in jumpsuits. Way to go, General!)

But really, while the sexin' would be great -- I would be well-satisfied with phone sex. THAT VOICE kills me ded, people! GUH!



FIVE
Five was hard. The next four guys on my list I lust after pretty much equally: Tahmoh Penikett, JR Bourne, Ben Browder, and Peter Stebbings. I collect all their appearances, I have a rather frighteningly huge folder of caps and stills, and I would melt into a big ole puddle of goo around any of them. But I'm not going to pick Tahmoh because half the flist has already posted yummy pics of him, and I'd just be redundant. Besides, I already have two guys the approximate height of a freakin' redwood, do I need another one? Also, I picspammed JR not that long ago. And, strangely, I'd rather have sex with several of the characers Peter plays (OMG, Markus? Paul? Malek? In a heartbeat) than Peter himself -- he's kept himself out of fandom and it feels kinda oddly disrespectful to include him. (possibly I'm still overthinking this)

So, Ben: (and I'd have to run away from Francesca very fast, because I suspect she could kick my ass)

The best part of Memento Mori:


*looks at pics* er, not that characters being tied up and hurt is a kink of mine or anything...

There are so many good Ben-as-Crichton pics. It's the leather. YUM. Here's one I have in my Scrapbook that I just love to bits: leather pants, duster, weapons. Yep, it's hot. the rather crazy look on his face just adds to it somehow.



There are no shortage of dudes I'd do, I'm afraid. Under the right circumstances and with very loose morals... :D
 
 
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showmewrtr: Jamie Bamber - eat meshowmewrtr on August 26th, 2007 09:55 pm (UTC)
I'm so with you on all of those. Farscape was my hour with Ben Browder's delicious ass in leather patns. Sigh!!!! Happy sigh!!!! And sighs some more!!!!!

Love your picture of Anders. :)
lizardbeth: Mitchelllizardbeth_j on August 27th, 2007 01:04 am (UTC)
That is the most fabulous leather-clad ass in all of creation!

*dies with you*
agathons_fan: towels are evilagathons_fan on August 27th, 2007 12:50 am (UTC)
Me likes Jason Momoa, he came in second for me. Tahmoh came in first :P - they used to be switched around, but the fangirl in me get the best of me and made tahmoh first.

Orlando and Micheal are very, very attractive,but sadly they didnt make my top five. :)
lizardbeth: Agathonslizardbeth_j on August 27th, 2007 01:03 am (UTC)
*sigh* It was so hard to choose. They're all so yummy. Perhaps Tahmoh will move up once I meet him; Michael wasn't nearly so high on the list until I saw him in RL. That's actually true of Jason as well -- I liked Ronon (who the hell wouldn't?), but meeting him, even under the constraints of a con, made a big difference in how appealing he was to me.

I will likely never meet Orlando - he was my choice for the superstar slot. (see, I overthink these stupid memes)
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on August 27th, 2007 03:07 am (UTC)
mmmmmmmm. trucco.
lizardbeth: Trucco- lucky carlizardbeth_j on August 27th, 2007 04:14 am (UTC)
I know. I could just look at pictures all day.

Wait, I do...
entertaining in a disturbing way: anders lick herelyssie on August 27th, 2007 12:03 pm (UTC)
His voice also does this thing where it drops low and husky....
infinimato: martin woodinfinimato on August 27th, 2007 05:37 am (UTC)
see, i'm weird. i hate actors. they drive me bonkers. i could never sleep with one. i'd kill him/her/it.

but there are definitely male (and female) actors I can sit and stare at for hours and hours and hours, among them

adam baldwin
john barrowman
claudia christian
nathan fillion
michelle forbes
tamoh penikett
cliff simon
kavan smith
alan tudyk

but then there's Martin Wood.... *sigh*


and we won't even get into the people I can just *listen* to. maybe there's a meme i shoudl start :)
lizardbeth: Baal- insiderslizardbeth_j on August 27th, 2007 05:53 am (UTC)
heh, well, you notice the meme is NOT sit down and talk to the person, which eliminates consideration of a lot of the hard-core actor narcissism. :)

mmm... Kavan Smith, yes, *licks*

But YES, to the voice thing. I identify actors more by voice than anything, and some are totally distinctive and melty.
The Proverbial Bull in a China Shop...: felinityeeksabaceanbabe on August 27th, 2007 01:35 pm (UTC)
Oh! OH! It's Crichton during his table dance at the Scarran meeting! And Jason Momoa... *dies of the hotness*