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07 November 2011 @ 07:21 pm
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Kidlet's assignment today was write a little story relating to a cartoon turkey carrying a sign.

(spelling corrected for your understanding)




Once upon a time there was a turkey who felt like he wasn't being treated right. I don't like being eaten for thanksgiving! the turkey said. So he went to the local shop with a sign: Turkeys have Rights, he screamed. I don't want to be eaten for thanksgiving!

And now people started noticing him. "look mommy there's a funny turkey protesting."

"Oh, sorry, Mr. Turkey, but we will have to eat you for thanksgiving."

And they did. The end.


And you thought MY fic was depressing...
MrLiz said we should stop letting Kidlet read Cormac McCarthy... lol.


(We are approximately equal in word count for NaNo today. OOPS)
 
 
 
The Proverbial Bull in a China Shop...: Kara and Sam laughsabaceanbabe on November 8th, 2011 03:39 am (UTC)
Cormac McCarthy! *dies laughing*

That was an awesome tale. :D

*dives back into NaNo*
lizardbeth: Nano 2011lizardbeth_j on November 8th, 2011 05:08 am (UTC)
DUDE TELL ME TO STOP WORKING ON THE WRONG STORY!!!!

arggghhhh
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on November 8th, 2011 04:33 am (UTC)
*snickers a lot* That is an adorable story, though.
lizardbeth: Helo-Sharon fanficlizardbeth_j on November 8th, 2011 05:14 am (UTC)
Both D and I nearly fell out of our chair at the end. And this is the boy who gets all distressed if there's a possibility there won't be a happy ending! lolol
graycardinalgraycardinal on November 8th, 2011 07:22 am (UTC)
A turkey dinner isn't a happy ending?

Oh, wait...

With luck, he may grow up to be Richard Castle....
lizardbeth: Kara - whateverlizardbeth_j on November 8th, 2011 07:46 am (UTC)
*snicker* indeed. it does kind of depend on the p.o.v.

And hee, bestselling novelist? sure, I'll take it. :)
Mayhem Parva: Hera bad day (own_the_sky)raincitygirl on November 8th, 2011 05:10 am (UTC)
I think you're raising a future vegetarian there, as well as a future writer.
lizardbeth: Cute little shoeslizardbeth_j on November 8th, 2011 05:26 am (UTC)
hee. very possibly!
Nicole Anell: kara thracenicole_anell on November 8th, 2011 05:32 am (UTC)
LMAO!! At least they apologized.
lizardbeth: Kara happylizardbeth_j on November 8th, 2011 07:49 am (UTC)
I don't know if "I'm sorry Imma gonna eat you" is really all that comforting! :D :D
The Proverbial Bull in a China Shop...: Bzah?sabaceanbabe on November 8th, 2011 02:24 pm (UTC)
At least it's polite.

AND GET BACK TO WORK ON YOUR NOVEL, YOU SLACKER!

*ahem*