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10 May 2011 @ 10:02 am
PICSPAM: Like a green singing shark  
Doctor Who: Curse of the Black Spot

Ok. THIS EPISODE? is crack and it makes me think crack-y thoughts.

So here, have a picspammilicious recap.







The Trio arrives on the pirate ship and the pirates aren't very welcoming.



Amy decides to go all Elizabeth Swann on their asses.

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They discover there's a curse and the Doctor has many ridiculous theories.

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Amy and Rory decide they're safe enough despite the ravenous Siren out to kill him, and sleep.

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Blah blah kid is taken/killed TARDIS makes like a tree and leaves blahblah.

RORY IS SWEPT OVERBOARD! OH NOES!


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And then because, I suppose, they've all seen Romeo and Juliet too many times and they have this impulse to kill themselves after seeing other people dead-ish, they decide to let the Siren take them, too.

It's apparently a really good drug....

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So the Siren touches them and, lo and behold, the Doctor's correct - they wake up on an alien spaceship!

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They find an alien. It looks it's wearing a high school letterman's jacket. With actual letters on it!

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They reach the infirmary.

The Doctor steals an iPod Classic:

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What possible reason could you need EVIL!HOLODOC SPAWN OF HELL? I mean, really. Those alien pteranodon beaver people must have been THE WORST PATIENTS EVER.

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So all the UNDEAD PIRATES sail the uncharted seas of space forever.

Or until the Daleks eat them for lunch, whichever comes first.

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Amy and Rory go have thank-god-you're-alive-and-you-look-hot-with-a-sword sex, while the Doctor ponders Amy being a little bit pregnant.



the end.

(Is this something Who fandom would appreciate? IDEK. I'll put in on my tumblr for kicks at least. Tumblr post )
 
 
 
Nicole Anell: doctor who - pond one and pond twonicole_anell on May 10th, 2011 05:40 pm (UTC)
Is this something Who fandom would appreciate?
Yes, yes! I am already cracking up and I'm only on the first "the music is building up like this guy is the Master, or Johnny Depp."

Edit: Adorable Ponds ARE adorable. That sleeping image is the most worthwhile thing from this episode. (That and the Doctor making out with the TARDIS.)

EVIL!HOLODOC, lol. Why *did* they make her like that?

Edited at 2011-05-10 05:43 pm (UTC)
noybusiness on May 10th, 2011 10:40 pm (UTC)
If someone hostile or ignorant was interfering with her work, I guess.
lizardbeth: DW  - Eleven/Riverlizardbeth_j on May 12th, 2011 04:06 am (UTC)
evil demonspawn "doctor" is kinda the thing that made me realize how completely cracked this episode is. It doesn't work with the reveal., like, AT ALL.

But thanks. :)
Rose Cat: rory vamp slayerrose_cat on May 14th, 2011 04:18 am (UTC)
EVIL!HOLODOC

That's for when insurance denies the claim! (American joke)
beautifulntime: Buffy: Willow Xander forehead kissbeautifulntime on May 29th, 2011 11:52 pm (UTC)
Icon love, I has it. That is all. I'm going to go squee in a corner now. ♥
Rose Cat: rory vamp slayerrose_cat on May 30th, 2011 03:29 am (UTC)
Love your Xander-smoochy-Willow right back <3 Roryslayer is by sarah531 and is gankable, if you like.
beautifulntime: Who Cross Buffy: must be bunniesbeautifulntime on May 31st, 2011 05:25 pm (UTC)
Everyone needs a Xander and Willow icon. ♥

I'm generally anal about using only my own icons, but I NEED that. It's far too amazing. *saves for future use*
Merry F: amy roryivanolix on May 10th, 2011 06:52 pm (UTC)
The Doctor totally made out with the TARDIS, lulz

Amy and Rory go have thank-god-you're-alive-and-you-look-hot-with-a-sword sex

Mm they did indeed...
lizardbeth: DW  - Eleven/Riverlizardbeth_j on May 12th, 2011 04:07 am (UTC)
H totally did make out with it. At least a little.:)
ravenalegria13: Doctor Who: TARDISravenalegria13 on May 13th, 2011 08:09 pm (UTC)
He totally made out with it. Come on everyone ships Doctor/TARDIS or if they don't, they should.
Rose Cat: eleven amyrose_cat on May 30th, 2011 03:33 am (UTC)
Especially since Neil Gaiman does ;)
entertaining in a disturbing way: Kara Sam WHAT IS THISlyssie on May 10th, 2011 11:06 pm (UTC)
*incoherent gleeful noises*

Though, really, this is hilarious. =D
patron saint of neglected female characters: hooray!-max & valerierose_griffes on May 10th, 2011 11:31 pm (UTC)
Yay, undead pirates! Yay, Amy and Rory and swords! This was fun.
lizardbeth: DW  - Eleven/Riverlizardbeth_j on May 12th, 2011 04:07 am (UTC)
thanks! it was fun to do. :)
Spiletta42: Amy Pondspiletta42 on May 10th, 2011 11:32 pm (UTC)
*applauds*

You've summed up the crack brilliantly. :)
lizardbeth: DW - Eleven-Amylizardbeth_j on May 12th, 2011 04:08 am (UTC)
thanks! It was very cracky ep- it was hard to resist.
beautifulntime: Who: not the gumdrop buttonsbeautifulntime on May 13th, 2011 07:38 pm (UTC)
THE CRACK?!?! NOT THE CRACK! :o

I'm sorry. I forgot to take my anti-fandom medication this morning. Well, every morning, actually. Don't tell my Doctor Doctor, okay?
Meganmeganbmoore on May 11th, 2011 12:02 am (UTC)
I don't watch Who, but this is one of the more convincing arguments to change that.
lizardbeth: DW - Eleven-Amylizardbeth_j on May 12th, 2011 04:09 am (UTC)
I am hardly an expert, and clearly I do not take it all SRS BZNS as some do, but I find it fun. And sometimes unintentionally hilarious. :D
emmiere: DW: Amy and Riveremmiere on May 11th, 2011 01:33 am (UTC)
Ahahaha, I appreciate it! I especially love how the Doctor looks like he wandered into a wind tunnel there.

(And Amy totally kept the hat.)
lizardbeth: DW - Eleven-Amylizardbeth_j on May 12th, 2011 05:03 am (UTC)
oh she totally kept the hat and sometimes wears only that for Rory. :)

Rose Cat: rory vamp slayerrose_cat on May 14th, 2011 04:19 am (UTC)
Rory approves I approve of this fanon!
ladyniko: Atlanits Musketeersladyniko on May 13th, 2011 02:57 am (UTC)
LOL!!!

Here because of Lyssie and if you didn't post a link to this on iahsatardis, you should!!!!

lizardbeth: DW  - Eleven/Riverlizardbeth_j on May 13th, 2011 06:27 am (UTC)
thanks!

and thanks for the link! I'm so new I don't even know where to put stuff! :)
beautifulntime: Who: hands off the Rorybeautifulntime on May 13th, 2011 07:41 pm (UTC)
I strongly approve of this macro. In fact, I would give it cake, but that sword in my icon is how I was going to cut the darn thing and....well, you know....


ETA: I'm hoping it's okay for me to pimp this around? It's bloody hilarious and needs to be shared as much as possible. :D

Edited at 2011-05-13 07:43 pm (UTC)
lizardbeth: DW  - Eleven/Riverlizardbeth_j on May 14th, 2011 05:01 am (UTC)
thank you! :)

and of course, if you want, I'm flattered.
Fish Eye no Miko: Nevillefenm on May 13th, 2011 07:42 pm (UTC)
"Why aren't we in the infirmary?"

Heeey, yeah! WTF?
And the HoloDoc turning EVIL! bugged me, too... [shakes head]

Oh, and didn't this show do this story a few years back, with "The Empty Child"/"The Doctor Dances"?
lizardbeth: DW - Eleven-Amylizardbeth_j on May 14th, 2011 05:42 am (UTC)
evil demonspawn siren was cool until the reveal and then it was very WTF. They tried to have it make sense, but, um, not really working for me...

thanks :)
Fish Eye no Miko: Nevillefenm on May 18th, 2011 06:35 am (UTC)
Yeah. It's like they came up with the idea for the siren, came up with the "holodoc" thing separately, then smashed 'em together.

BTW, I totally with you on adorable Ponds being adorable... (-:
kaitydid33087: DoctorYodakaitydid33087 on May 13th, 2011 07:42 pm (UTC)
LMAO!

Fantastic!

SO MUCH WIN!
lizardbeth: DW  - Eleven/Riverlizardbeth_j on May 14th, 2011 05:43 am (UTC)
thank you! :D
albion_princess: Sixties!Roryalbion_princess on May 13th, 2011 09:43 pm (UTC)
First, thanks for cheering me up when I'm not feeling very well.

I did enjoy this episode because it had pirates and a topless Rory.

But I don't think it was great episode, with so many plot holes.
lizardbeth: DW - Eleven-Amylizardbeth_j on May 14th, 2011 05:44 am (UTC)
exactly - it's a pure crack episode. And that makes it ever so much more fun to poke fun at. :)

AND PIRATES.

(thanks!)
Glynnis: Doctor Who - Elevenquean_of_swords on May 13th, 2011 09:52 pm (UTC)
Amy and Rory go have thank-god-you're-alive-and-you-look-hot-with-a-sword sex, while the Doctor ponders Amy being a little bit pregnant.

All of this was awesome, but I loved that the best. Finally, 'a little bit pregnant' is a phrase that makes literal sense! Lol!
lizardbeth: DW - Eleven-Amylizardbeth_j on May 14th, 2011 05:46 am (UTC)
"a little bit pregnant" was the first thing I thought of when Amy's mystery first came up. only DW could make that conundrum true! )
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lizardbeth: DW - Eleven-Amylizardbeth_j on May 14th, 2011 05:49 am (UTC)
hi, you from ihasatardis welcome!

Bad episodes are ever so much more fun to mock, so I have a definite soft spot. :)

thanks!
Fish Eye no Mikofenm on May 14th, 2011 06:12 am (UTC)
Not that this ep was as bad as "Love And Monsters"

I think you'd actually have to actually WORK to make an episode as bad as L&M... Like, set out to make a bad episode. And you still might not succeed.
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Fish Eye no Mikofenm on May 18th, 2011 06:38 am (UTC)
Yeah... d-:
Rose Cat: time lord babiesrose_cat on May 14th, 2011 04:34 am (UTC)
I LOVE THIS.
DHIS :D Nice catch! And OMG, gopher alien.

I can't decide what this season's "crack" ("Bad Wolf") is: dead Doctor? Amy's Time Baby? Rory's deaths approaching Jack Harkness levels?
lizardbeth: DW - Eleven-Amylizardbeth_j on May 14th, 2011 05:53 am (UTC)
Re: I LOVE THIS.
I was taking the cap for the ailen skull and I was like, wait a second, there's letters on that! c'mon production, at least slap a sticker over it. :) (and watch, that'lll be some weird ass deliberate clue like Bad wolf... heh)

the answer is ALL OF IT. ALL OF IT IS CRACK.

thx!
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Gypsy: Rorytailgypsylady on May 14th, 2011 04:23 pm (UTC)
Re: I LOVE THIS.
And it would explain the Silence's tiem!baby without Amy/Silence or even Amy/Doctor sexitiems. But it would be too sensible a conclusion for this show.

I can't believe I just said that.

The Doctor could use a nurse, though. Wait...*plot bunnies wake up*
katherinemaurer: Cuteness Overloadkatherinemaurer on May 14th, 2011 10:04 am (UTC)
And Toby was so cute. :D
Gypsy: Physically impossiblegypsylady on May 14th, 2011 04:25 pm (UTC)
Here from ihasatardis and thank you SO MUCH for posting it there!

Doctor/Tardis Butt!sex was one of my favorite scenes of all time and now your macro of it is burned in my brain. DID I MENTION THANK YOU?