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05 September 2009 @ 10:43 pm
Twelve Character Meme - the ALL CYLON EDITION  
Ok, since I have a great need for crack apparently, how about the

(with random Final Five numerical assignments to the missing slots)

1. John Cavil
2. Leoben
3. D'Anna
4. Simon
5. Doral
6. Caprica
7. Ellen
8. Sharon
9. Saul
10. Anders
11. Tory
12. Tyrol

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Tory) fic? Do you want to?
No. I don't read a lot of femslash so I don't know if it's even been done. I would think so. Somewhere, maybe?

2. Do you think Four is hot?How Hot?
Somewhat. Definitely shaggable.

3. What would happen if Tyrol got Eight pregnant?
Heh, there would be (a) much rejoicing in Cylon Land, and (b) Boomer would be forgiven, which would be awesome, and (c) they already know the kid's name and gender! Boy would they be surprised when it was a boy.

4. Can you rec any fics about Tigh?
gosh, I suck at recs. I have read some good Tigh fic in the past though.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
I don't know about "good" but hot, definitely. They're both spiritual but I think Leoben's excessive metaphor would run hard into the Sixes practical edge after awhile. Though Leoben does keep it together when he has to.

6. Five/Nine (Doral/Saul) or Five/Ten (Doral/Anders)?
brb. *dies laughing* Doral/Sam, if I have to choose.

7. What would happen if Seven (Ellen) walked in on Two and Twelve (Tyrol) having sex?
"Galen! When I said procreation required love, did I forget to mention it requires the opposite sex, too?"

8.Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (D'Anna/Sam) fic.
On old!Earth, two very lonely people try to persuade the other one not to give up.

9.Is there such thing as One/Eight (Cavil/Sharon) fluff?
There is, in fact, canon! And it's even sort of fluffy in a totally EW way.

10. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Simon) to deflower One (Cavil)?
Oh Lords of Kobol, there's an image I don't need...

11. Does anyone on your flist read Seven (Saul) slash?
probably. If there is any.

12. Does anyone on your flist read Three (D'Anna) het?
I'm sure. Though there isn't much of it that I know of.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Tory)?
Not as a regular fannish obsession, but yes.

14. Would anyone on your flist write a Two/Four/Five?
possibly? With alcohol?

15. was murdered by its sibling and doesn't exist anymore. I have no idea what the question was. oops.

16. If you wrote a songfic about Eight (Sharon), which song would you choose?
off the top of my head, I might choose "Lost!" by Coldplay. It could work for both Sharons actually,
Just because I'm losing doesn't mean I'm lost... just because I'm hurting, doesn't mean I'm hurt.
I just got lost, every river that I tried to cross, every door I ever tried was locked, oh I'm just waiting til the shine wears off.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Tyrol), what would the warnings be?
um, Cylon!Cest? Cavil mind-games? general brain bleach may be required?

18. What might a good pick-up line for Two (Leoben) to use on Ten (Sam)?
I am way too tired to come up with Genuine Leoben lines, but I think it would be funny: "You like Kara. I like Kara. That's more than some people have in common before they have sex."

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Jesus, not counting the tiny bit he appears in ensemble fics, including mine, pretty much never?

20. What's Six's super-sekrit kink?
Some of them like to project pyramid courts and pyramid players. But the ones that do this hide it from the others, so it's this underground sekrit projection. They trade projections of players to have sex with kind of like trading Sims. Caprica was very proud of her C-Bucs line up -- until she ended up on Sam's ship and it all got a bit embarrassing to think about.

21. If Three and Seven (Ellen) get together, who tops?
oh, come on, like those two aren't going to do all of it.

22. One (Cavil) and Nine (Saul) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Saul) suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Tory) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Galen), then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three .


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M: Tory animated iconmfirefly10 on September 6th, 2009 06:11 am (UTC)
I love you and this cracky!meme :D

Your answers for #7 and #20 were delicious!
lizardbeth: Dylonslizardbeth_j on September 6th, 2009 06:27 am (UTC)
DO EEET! It's fun!

I'm Your Slave and You're My Obsession: BSG - Anders Crazy Bitchfire_sister on September 6th, 2009 12:48 pm (UTC)
I don't read/write any fic, but good lords of Kobal I loved the answer to #20
Merry F: caprica gaiusivanolix on September 6th, 2009 03:02 pm (UTC)
Ooh, this was awesome! #3 and #5 are interesting pairings. Although, I think I can see Leoben pairing up with just about everyone, as long as he thought they had a destiny he could help with. #10—oh good god! #18, hee, oh Leoben. I may ship him with everyone, but Sam's one of the first on the list. Ooh, #20 is kind of cool, although wouldn't Caprica have noticed that it was Sam after the under-the-restaurant thing in Downloaded? #22 is "gack!" inducing, seriously.
lizardbeth: Kara-Anders S4lizardbeth_j on September 8th, 2009 02:59 am (UTC)
that's so true, that Leoben Goes with Everyone. And so does Sam, so Sam/Leoben is indeed my preferred slash pairing in BSG. Because I'm shallow. :)

20. well, yeah, she would've, but that just let her make her projection!Sam that much more accurate. *nods seriously*

22. Sometimes 22 works out well, and sometimes not so much...
Merry Fivanolix on September 8th, 2009 03:52 am (UTC)
I've noticed that I often like characters in fandoms that I can pair with anyone...although it's more pronounced with BSG because most of the characters are canonically pairing up with people left and right. ;-)

Now I want to see fic where Caprica's all "No, you can't kill him!" to D'Anna, "I need to take notes!"
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on September 8th, 2009 08:39 pm (UTC)
*giggles at 20*

1. There is Caprica/Tory, yes. (I don't think I'm the only one who's written it, either)
18. *dies*