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21 May 2006 @ 04:20 pm
Political ads  
Out here in California, it's "political ads on t.v." season. As anyone who's experienced this knows, they all sound alike after awhile. In honor of that my husband and I have come up with the following:

The Ice Cream Ballot Initiative

Ad 1: A little girl licking an ice cream cone, looking happy. Some famous actor says, "Ice Cream is Good."

Ad 2: An ordinary looking woman addresses the camera, from the middle of a preschool: "Everyone likes ice cream, but sometimes, too much ice cream can be bad for you. It contains fat and sugar, and our children don't need more of that. Think of the children and vote no on "ice cream is good"."

Ad 3: There's an image of a happy family, all eating ice cream. The image freezes and a serious looking man enters frame. "Some people don't want you to have ice cream. But do you know who's behind the "Say no to Ice cream campaign"? Picture changes to show a lot of old, fat, white men in some board room smoking cigarettes. Voice over continues, "Sacramento politicians want to deny you your right to ice cream. So send them a message and vote yes on "ice cream is good".

Well, you get the idea. It helps a lot, actually, to make interminable political ads tolerable. We just look at each other and say, "ice cream!".

I can only hope that it'll still be funny as November approaches!
 
 
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Panthera: Gigglefitpanthology on May 22nd, 2006 12:56 am (UTC)
It's certainly funny from over here! ;}
weissmanweissman on May 22nd, 2006 01:47 am (UTC)
That is totally funny, won't be able to look at another political add without thinking of icecream, (Now I have to ge eat the butter pecan we have in the freezer)

Bob
lizardbeth: Helo-Sharon fanficlizardbeth_j on May 22nd, 2006 04:08 am (UTC)
it really does help make the ads bearable. "Ice cream!"

So, dude, did you read it? Yes, I'm that pathetically eager to know what you think...
weissmanweissman on May 22nd, 2006 11:09 am (UTC)
I just got back from Alberqurque, I will later this week.

I am actually quite excited about reading your story

Bob
lizardbethlizardbeth_j on May 22nd, 2006 10:16 pm (UTC)
cool. I wasn't sure if you'd ended up taking it on your trip or not. Take your time. :-)
weissmanweissman on May 23rd, 2006 11:00 am (UTC)
I was checking are you sure you sent it to me

weissman@pica.army.mil

Bob