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20 September 2008 @ 07:13 pm
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Seen at panthology's place -
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Stargate SG1 and NASCAR.
The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator


It's a good thing I know next to nothing about NASCAR ...

ETA: And lyssie had to remind me that Michael Trucco likes NASCAR. So now I have committed MT/Sam Carter flirting at the track wee!fic down in the comments .

I seem to have misplaced the toilet unclogging part of the challenge though... bummer.
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entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on September 21st, 2008 02:34 am (UTC)
Now, now, you could write RPF of Trucco at the racetrack...
lizardbeth: Trucco- lucky carlizardbeth_j on September 21st, 2008 05:50 am (UTC)
SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE THERE?
Sam glanced up at the tall guy standing next to her at the railing. He was wearing a nicely snug t-shirt, sunglasses, and a baseball cap, and carrying a beer in a plastic cup.

"What did you say?" she asked him to repeat, now that the roar of the intros had died down.

"Your favorite driver?" he asked.

"Michelle Solis, of course," she answered, with a grin. "You?"

"She's young," he said, "Maybe next year. Rudy's gonna kick her ass. Michael," he held out his free hand.

She shook it. "Sam Carter." She thought about adding her title, but decided it would raise more questions than she wanted to answer, especialy when she was in her motorcycle gear.

"Sam?" he repeated with a quick bright grin. "I play a guy named Sam."

"Play? you're an actor?" she guessed. Not that it was a big surprise, looking like that.

He shrugged, trying vainly to look modest, and succeeding in looking really proud of himself. "Yeah. Television."

"Oh, sorry," she said, "I don't watch a lot of t.v. Too busy with my work."

He shrugged, taking a swig of his beer. "So what do you do?"

"Air Force, physics," she answered briefly, leaving out the aliens and star travel and all that stuff he'd have no interest in, even if she could talk about it.

"I played a fighter pilot once," he offered, making her smile, waited a beat and added, "Navy."

She narrowed her eyes at him in pretended offense. "Figures."

"Buy you a beer?" he asked, nodding down at her empty cup.

Figuring flirting with minor celebrities was part of the fun when she was in her black leather pants at a car race, she answered, "Sure."

And when he turned away to raise a hand and call over one of the sellers, she turned her cell off. The end of the world would have to wait until after the race.
entertaining in a disturbing way: Sam Hussylyssie on September 21st, 2008 06:04 am (UTC)
Re: SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE THERE?
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

That would, um, yes. Be hot. But also dorky. And awesome. AND SAM IN LEATHER PANTS.
lizardbethlizardbeth_j on September 21st, 2008 07:41 pm (UTC)
Re: SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE THERE?
He would love her job SO MUCH.

And of course leather pants. He likes hot chicks who ride bikes.
patron saint of neglected female charactersrose_griffes on September 21st, 2008 05:26 pm (UTC)
Re: SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE THERE?
He shrugged, trying vainly to look modest, and succeeding in looking really proud of himself.

*snickers*

Someday I'll have to actually watch that Stargate thing.
The Proverbial Bull in a China Shop...: Rononsabaceanbabe on September 21st, 2008 02:56 am (UTC)
Well, I think you should Google NASCAR, do a little research, and then write this fic. *snerk*
lizardbethlizardbeth_j on September 21st, 2008 04:22 am (UTC)
because Sam Carter, tech whiz and NASCAR fan, accidentally backs up a toilet at a race on her vacation when she drops alien tech in it? :P
lizardbeth: Trucco- lucky carlizardbeth_j on September 21st, 2008 05:52 am (UTC)
to paraphrase Crichton:

LOOK UP. :)

(okay, without the toilet part, couldn't get that in.)
Panthera: Tell it to the hand.panthology on September 21st, 2008 04:25 am (UTC)
... would you beleive I have a plot bunny for this? >.>
lizardbethlizardbeth_j on September 21st, 2008 06:00 am (UTC)
... actually, yes. *g*

You don't want to know the plot bunny I got from Teletubbies and CSI...