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12 August 2008 @ 09:44 pm
Action Figure Fic!  
Since so much of my flist seems to be afflicted with the blahs, I wanted to makes some crack to make people smile. So I thought of this project. You know how podfic is popular? Well, how about Action Figure Fic?

It's my Battlestar Galactica/ Stagate Atlantis crossover fic TWO TALL TREES , but with action figures. (and with even more added silliness... *g*)

PICTURE INTENSIVE.

Unfortunately, neither the 6" Kara nor the 6" Ronon are available yet (*kicks DST*) so I had to... make do. :)

Enjoy!



Two Tall Trees -- Now with Toys!

Ronon woke up slowly and found he wasn't alone. The other guy was big, and he was wearing an unfamiliar uniform - similar to the Earthers, but not the same. (He looked a bit like this guy called Helo on a show Battlestar Galactica, which Ronon had seen on Lorne's DVDs. But the likeness was a bit... questionable). At least to Ronon's bleary eyes...

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Ronon stood up and began to pace.
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Ronon was about to do something dramatic with the three knives, hand grenade, and two wires he'd taken from his hair when ... the little window in the door opened. A woman's face appeared.

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Helo recognized her with surprise. "Kara? What the frak you doing here?"
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"Here to save your ass again!" she retorted. "We're blowing the door."

Helo and Ronon both ducked and covered at a loud BANG! The door opened and the two prisoners ran out.
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Another big guy was there, behind Kara. And Helo knew him too. "Anders!"
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"Here, take a gun," Anders offered Helo a gun, and though Ronon wanted one too, Anders kept the big one to himself. Kara watched their six.
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"Let's go!" Kara ordered and led the way through the corridors.

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Anders peeked around a corridor and saw ...
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A WRAITH!
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"RUN!"
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They ran to a balcony where they were trapped! The Wraith started shooting at them!
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They fired back, but the Wraith barely noticed their pathetic weapons. Ronon really missed his gun.
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They were DOOMED.

Except just then... a Raptor fell from the sky and stopped just in time.
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They all jumped to safety on the Raptor.

Except one!
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But no one noticed at first.

Kara said to the pilot: "Good flying."
The pilot answered, "I learned from the best."
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Helo seemed very familiar with the pilot.
"Hi Sharon. I'm glad to see you, honey."
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Except all was not well. Suddenly Anders slumped over, unconscious. They realized Anders had been hit by the Wraith gun. Things looked grim for him.

Kara was upset. "Don't you frakkin' die on me, Sam!"
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So Ronon made the only decision he could to take them to Atlantis.
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"Sorry, Colonel Carter is indisposed with Major Lorne at the moment. I'm Colonel Sheppard."
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"Welcome to Atlantis!"





The end.

I hope all the people feeling down out there on Ye Olde Flist feel better!
 
 
 
carpenyx: bsg - six/sam [cylons hot]carpenyx on August 13th, 2008 05:02 am (UTC)
ROFLMAO... that was the best eva!
lizardbeth: Anders - no shirtlizardbeth_j on August 13th, 2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
yay! glad it was (not very much) time well spent! :)
Tels: lorne bluestelscha on August 13th, 2008 05:17 am (UTC)
LOL brilliant.
lizardbethlizardbeth_j on August 13th, 2008 09:35 pm (UTC)
Idle hands make crack, yep... *g*
d: SG Ronon's close upnebakanezer on August 13th, 2008 08:06 am (UTC)
carpenyx sent me on over! That was great fun! Thanks or the laugh. :)
lizardbethlizardbeth_j on August 13th, 2008 09:34 pm (UTC)
no prob! glad it was funneh! *g*
jupiterinmo: Nermaljupiterinmo on August 13th, 2008 09:02 am (UTC)
OMG! That was awesome. Thank you!!!! *GRINS*
lizardbethlizardbeth_j on August 13th, 2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
*bows*
cujoycujoy on August 13th, 2008 11:40 am (UTC)
LOL! That is so cute. I'm sure this will pick some spirits up. :D
lizardbeth: Anders with ciglizardbeth_j on August 13th, 2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
*g* ye gods I hope so!
My way of staying sane: lmaomamaboolj on August 13th, 2008 02:04 pm (UTC)
Thank you thank you thank you for the great laughs. My favorite has got to be the pic with the minimate Kara on the block next to the taller action figures for the guys. Cracked me up!
lizardbeth: Helo - closelizardbeth_j on August 13th, 2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
I couldn't decide if it was funnier to have her so small on the floor or up on a block - and decided to do both!

Hope it helped a bit! :)
My way of staying sane: chocolatemamaboolj on August 14th, 2008 01:42 am (UTC)
It certainly did. And I'm trying to think of which of the three I'm going to reply back with for you. But I will...even if it takes me a couple days to get it.
ridin' the star mile: rodney-cooler than the tardisstargazercmc on August 13th, 2008 06:18 pm (UTC)
Kara is so.... oblong. :D
lizardbethlizardbeth_j on August 13th, 2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
hope it gave you a smile! *snugs*
mrsdrjackson: tee hee heemrsdrjackson on August 14th, 2008 12:11 am (UTC)
OH MY GODS

*dies laughing*
I love you and your crazy-fun brain. *squishes*

"Sorry, Colonel Carter is indisposed with Major Lorne at the moment. I'm Colonel Sheppard."
*giggle*
lizardbeth: Jason -- gleelizardbeth_j on August 15th, 2008 01:57 am (UTC)
hee. See, it's your favorite fic of mine done in A WHOLE NEW WAY!! *snickers gleefully*
Allison: Kara - Smilefrolicndetour on August 14th, 2008 10:22 pm (UTC)
Oh! I'm dying, I'm dying! Hahahaha! Teeny-tiny Kara on the box!!! Teeny-tiny Kara on the floor!!
:D :D :D

This whole thing is hilarious and just adorable. Best post EVER.
lizardbeth: Leoben - Kara happylizardbeth_j on August 15th, 2008 01:59 am (UTC)
It wouldn't have been nearly so funny with matching Kara, would it? *snickers* Though I do kind of regret not finding my Mini!Kara-in-flightsuit until AFTER I took the pics, of course.

thanks!
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on August 14th, 2008 10:39 pm (UTC)
*laughs madly*
lizardbethlizardbeth_j on August 15th, 2008 02:02 am (UTC)
apparently a critical mass of depressed flisters make me produce crack, who knew? ;)
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on August 15th, 2008 02:11 am (UTC)
I missed this, you know. I don't know if it disappeared in the machinations of LJ, or if I skimmed past the post without REALIZING. But I'm very glad you re-linked it. I needed another pickmeup. =)
Abyssisabyssinia4077 on August 15th, 2008 02:23 am (UTC)
Hee :)

You win. (also, I love that Kara is like 1/8th the size of Anders)

And Ronon photoshopped in! Aw!
lizardbethlizardbeth_j on August 15th, 2008 05:43 am (UTC)
You see where action figure addiction ends up? You sure you want some more? ;)

Doesn't Ronon look a bit confused without his gun? *snerk*
bubbleitupchickbubbleitupchick on August 18th, 2008 05:32 am (UTC)
Holy crap! That was fraking amazing!!!!!

How cute that Anders and Helo totally tower over Starbuck and Athena!

Poor Ronan! No action figure! How wrong is that????

Love the Sheppard figure at the end!
lizardbethlizardbeth_j on August 19th, 2008 04:21 am (UTC)
hee, thanks! It was fun to put together.

And in all fairness there's going to be a Ronon figure - that's where the picture comes from - but he's just not out yet! But it's probably funnier this way...
The Large Purple Weed: lol.tracy on August 19th, 2008 01:59 pm (UTC)
LOL. Never get 6" Kara and Sharon figures! I love that they're tiny, I love that Helo TOWERS OVER Sharon to ask how she's doing, and how Kara has to stand on a box. fdlshlksj omg need sequel!