?

Log in

 
 
24 May 2008 @ 10:47 pm
miscellany  
Watching Apocalypse Now is doing weird things to my brain... but Wee!Harrison Ford FTW!

-

The L.A. Times printed Mary McNamara's HILARIOUS REVIEW of Hallmark Channel's, "Shark Swarm." And let's just say... Skiffy doesn't have a lock on bad creature features...

Every once in a while, a bit of television comes along that is just so terrible it must be viewed by large numbers of people, preferably those over the drinking age. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "Shark Swarm," a two-part, three-hour Hallmark Channel Original Movie Event that really must be seen to be believed. Blood-sucking real estate developers, heroic environ- mentalists, toxin-maddened sharks, Daryl Hannah -- "Shark Swarm" has something for everyone. The only thing missing are the wise-cracking robots from "Mystery Science Theater 3000," but that's where you the viewer come in. And may I recommend, for those not in recovery, having a very large bottle of tequila handy.

And that's just the first paragraph of the review! *giggles*

-

And I finally made Fic Index Sticky Post, so I can just keep track of it more sensibly. Yay for organization!