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14 March 2008 @ 02:04 pm
aagghgh!  
Trying to write Leoben is AGAIN kicking my ass. You'd think I would've learned the first time, but NO!

*kicks fic*

Off to buy something sugary and caffeinated.

And to get my phone fixed. Again. My cell died, again. Piece of junk.
 
 
 
pataka02: Kara/Leoben from Maelstrompataka02 on March 14th, 2008 09:21 pm (UTC)
That Leoben. He's a trouble maker.


Good luck! If you need someone to bounce ideas off of, I'd be happy to help.

lizardbeth: Anders-streamlizardbeth_j on March 14th, 2008 10:06 pm (UTC)
He is a troublemaker!

It's just getting him to TALK properly, that's the problem. He keeps wanting to talk like a normal person!
grey: Loeben F&Bgreycoupon on March 14th, 2008 10:02 pm (UTC)
LEOBEN

What are you writing?

LEOBEN!
lizardbeth: Anders-streamlizardbeth_j on March 14th, 2008 10:21 pm (UTC)
*looks shifty*

my slashathon fic. There )is some Sam/Leoben content.

I'm trying to make sure it's a fic nobody'll read. :)
entertaining in a disturbing way: dancing pornstachelyssie on March 15th, 2008 12:27 am (UTC)
I'm trying to make sure it's a fic nobody'll read. :)

Yuh-huh. I so totally believe that.

I do agree with frolicndetour, though. ;)

If it helps, go watch bits of Tin Man, because Leoben Zero is almost a crazy manwhore.
lizardbeth: Anders - cross outlizardbeth_j on March 15th, 2008 04:19 am (UTC)
:P

hee, Tin Man would help, true. But I think I'll rewatch the Adama-beats-the-crap out of Leoben part of the mini. I haven't seen that for an eternity. I keep bringing the mini disks when we travel, but not watching them.
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on March 15th, 2008 04:22 am (UTC)
*is cute*

Oh, man. You need to do that, so you can help me fanwank it so that Lt. Anders survives the mini and spends all of season one chasing Starbuck, not that she notices, and then when she's lost on Caprica (with him), she kisses him and fantasizes about sex with Baltar, or--

(Hecatesknickers is a bad influence, obvsly)
lizardbeth: trucco-backlizardbeth_j on March 15th, 2008 04:25 am (UTC)
HOW CAN SHE NOT NOTICE STUDLY LIEUTENANT ANDERS?!?!?!?!

I don't think she'll be a crack viper pilot anymore if she's BLIND...
entertaining in a disturbing way: kara anders porn happenslyssie on March 15th, 2008 04:29 am (UTC)
Obviously, she's trying hard to ignore him. Because he's kind of creepy and stalkery, and he's always half-naked when she's noticing him (not that she is, y'know, noticing him). Except when they're in the head, taking showers together, and she can hear him, and--

Ok, maybe by Act of Contrition there would already be porn.
lizardbeth: Kara-Anders S4lizardbeth_j on March 15th, 2008 04:33 am (UTC)
Starbuck would jump him. Or beat the crap out of him until he got better manners, depending on whether he's being creepy or just earnest.

But I approve of the porn. *nods*
entertaining in a disturbing way: Kara Anders Policy!lyssie on March 15th, 2008 04:37 am (UTC)
Once he noticed he was creeping her out, he would get better manners. He still wouldn't be able to resist trying his hardest to land her--maybe some snarking over a triad game, and mocking her for losing to Baltar (always a good opening)....

Possibly, he'd bet her something about their piloting skills. There would be sex against a viper, at some point, and Kara noting that he's pretty damn flexible....
Heather: {bsg} we're gonna porn it up laterhecatesknickers on March 15th, 2008 04:58 am (UTC)
HEE

I do enjoy being a bad influence, especially when it gets me possible porn things like this.
lizardbeth: trucco-backlizardbeth_j on March 15th, 2008 05:44 am (UTC)
and he's strong and he has big hands. And big feet. And big...*ahem*

Is he gonna have mad piloting skillz too? Because he should. Or maybe instead of betting on piloting they should bet on pyramid? Miss Washout vs Mister High School star?
entertaining in a disturbing way: Kara Anders Sexin' up the universelyssie on March 15th, 2008 05:47 am (UTC)
Good piloting skillz, yes. HAND EYE COORDINATION. And, y'know, big hands.

Sam can totally make her help him set up a regulation pyramid court in the starboard hangar bay (they will both be devastated when they return from Caprica and find out the Cylons trashed it during their invasion) next to the wee gift shop.

And they will have lots of foreplay on their shiny pyramid court.
lizardbethlizardbeth_j on March 15th, 2008 06:10 am (UTC)
*thumbs up* Pyramid foreplay is, in fact, the only way to go.

So is he a pilot-refugee off another ship at the time of the attacks (sort of like Lee) or was he on the Galactica with Kara? Hey, maybe he could take Lee's place? (or is that too wanky of me? *g*) Sam does get along with Roslin as well. He's old enough he could be a captain.

But I guess if he outranks her that changes the dynamic too much. hrmf.
entertaining in a disturbing way: Kara Anders then they done sexlyssie on March 15th, 2008 06:18 am (UTC)
Taking Lee's place... That could be... interesting. Hrm. The problem, of course, is that does make him in charge of Kara. Not that she'd care about the regs (probably). otoh, Sam says he hates paperwork.

And making Sam Roslin's adviser skirts too close to some of the Kara/Sam Carter stuff I've written. *g*

Although it would work. It would so work. And he could smuggle Billy over to see Dee a lot--

Dad, btw, objects to both his sons being dead, though Tigh's all for it.

*considers*

I gave up on my angst, because I can't remember how I was going to end it. Instead, I'm writing crackfic.
lizardbeth: Helo - Anderslizardbeth_j on March 15th, 2008 06:37 am (UTC)
This is true. Poor Dad. (although he would probably like Sam better.)

Sam would indeed be indifferent to paperwork but he'd do it, because he's responsible. He'd almost have to be a captain though, considering Sam's age. Or else he's a troublemaker and didn't get promoted (but in peacetime, they just cashier your ass, so, hm, captain).

And then? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? Eventually Sam could be in charge of Pegasus! *faints*
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on March 15th, 2008 06:49 am (UTC)
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? Eventually Sam could be in charge of Pegasus! *faints* *laughs*

My roommate is having a hard time picturing this.

I, otoh, am pondering the captain flirting outrageously with his lieutenant.

"Not a big enough dipstick for the job" suddenly takes on a whole new meaning. ;)
lizardbeth: Kara-Anders S4lizardbeth_j on March 15th, 2008 07:11 am (UTC)
hahahaha!

Commander Anders. *snerk* That sounds really dumb, so maybe not.

Maybe he can just make sure Fisk or what's his face after Fisk, isn't a total failure, and stay Major Anders and Peggy XO. That sounds better. Then he'd have more time sexin his CAG.
entertaining in a disturbing way: Kara Anders Peacelyssie on March 15th, 2008 12:50 pm (UTC)
Major Anders is very fond of getting up close and personal with his CAG. Especially if there's a wall or rack involved.

Hrm. I don't remember his name. Maybe we should put Kendra in charge of Pegasus. She's a bit of a tight-ass when it comes to rules, but, y'know, a happy XO is a competent XO.



Allisonfrolicndetour on March 14th, 2008 10:24 pm (UTC)
It's obviously a sign you should give up and work on the Farm AU or the next chapter of Shadow in the Pattern.
lizardbeth: Anders - cross outlizardbeth_j on March 15th, 2008 04:22 am (UTC)
It was a sign I should watch Stargate, apparently, because that's what I did. :)

But the Farm AU is very nearly done. I'm waiting for Kara to get her act together and decide what the hell she wants to do. well, me, on her behalf.