An index of all my fanfiction here on livejournal. Most recent is at the top of each category. Very short stories (Comment!fic) are listed separately.

Updated July 5, 2009
( NOVELS )

( Stargate 'verse )

( Battlestar Galactica )

( Jeremiah, PotC, Sarah Connor, and Other fandoms )

HEE! My Toys R Us RULES, man.

I have Longshot, plus wee!Kara and Leoben and wee!Cavil (because, srsly, how can I not have an evil mastermind minimate?)

So check your local TRU. The minimates might be in the Marvel section, because (at least in my store) they shelved them with the Marvel/Wolverine minimates, not with the 7" figures.

We saw Public Enemies tonight.

SO AWESOME.

If you liked Heat or any other Michael Mann film, if you like film noir (which it's not, not really, but they're sort of related), if you like Johnny Depp or Christian Bale, or crime thrillers, or men in fedoras with BIG FUCKING GUNS SHOOTING THINGS AND ROBBING BANKS, or period pieces, it is so well done. (if you like none of those things? um, possibly not for you)

And okay, the chronology is messed up, so do not take it as history, it's not. But still, it takes advantage of the real history to tell a concise story of Dillinger's crime spree, the girlfriend who rode with him, and how he was brought down (and also the simultaneous rise of the FBI and the spread of nationwide crime syndicates as side stories).

The accents are amusing to track - there's CB channeling Purvis' southern, David Wenham doing American, and Marion Cotillard pretending, well, less of an accent than she has in real life.

But you know what? I have something better. I have pretty pics from the movie.

( MINI PICSPAM! )

"What keeps you up at night, Mister Dillinger?" (asks Agent Purvis)
"Coffee."
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My Wee!Doral and Stealth Cylon Minimate came. SO CUTE.

And also BBTS is hilarious - so I get one small package with two Minimates. The package is maybe the sze of two pieces of bread. The box it shipped in, is bigger than a shoebox with all kinds of bubble wrap.

The funny part?

The Minimate box was crushed all to hell.

I don't really care, since I take them out, except y'know I don't need to pay for all that shipping if you're just going to give me a crushed box. :/

So we were playing Chutes and Ladders, and I got caught by the same chute FIVE TIMES. I never got past it. *grump*

Watching Warehouse 13. (SyFy logo? STILL RIDICULOUS) I like Joanne Kelly (though she does make me miss Jeremiah. *sniff*). I find the show's tone a bit too uneven for my tastes, but it does have some cute moments. (and how funny that both Tricia Helfer and Mark Sheppard look to be guesting later on)

I CANNOT wait until Michael Jackson is off the news. Today with the memorial was particularly annoying. You'd think nothing else happened anywhere. But really media interviewing media? NEW LOW.

In the happy news department, today I sent the Epic off to its first beta pass and to some mysterious artist person to make something for it. EEEEEEE! So excited. I've never had art for a story before!

ok, how funny is it to get an update from SyFy Forums? *giggles* Guess the name change is official now.

Our 24 bucks we gave to Transformers last Friday apparently was just enough to kick it into the number one slot for the weekend over Ice Age, after all. damn. It's all my fault! *hangs head in shame* The night afterward I had a dream that I was friends with Bumblebee and we were driving around the English countryside. yes, I might think Bumblebee is utterly adorable and I WANT ONE.

Next week, Public Enemies! (which we were supposed to see instead, but we had schedule-reading fail)

Weekend was otherwise busy with finishing fic, two cookouts, visiting family, and watching fireworks all over the city from a high balcony (which was awesome).

First, my scc_reloaded story is done! Whee!

Second, that means it is now T-minus-one month and counting before my SG1 Big Bang is supposed to go live. *panic* Okay, no, not really panic; the draft is 90% done. Needs editing of course, but I could probably post it in a week if I had to.

Third, and related to that, I've reposted the first in the Asheron series, Tok'ra Allegiance.

Rating: PG, Gen
Summary: The Tok'ra side of the episode, "Allegiance".
Notes: This was originally written during Season Six (yes, it's THAT old *g* and if I knew I'd still be dealing with it all these years later, I would've given it a more exciting title *sigh*). Features Malek and introduces my host for Malek, Asheron. This is an archival repost, taking advantage of DW longer posting limit and prepping for the soonish post of The Road to Tartarus, which is the coming next in the series.
Disclaimer: This story re-uses some of the dialogue from the episode, "Allegiance", written by Peter Deluise. Except I totally made up the Goa'uld word for the DHD.

( Tok'ra Allegiance )

I'm going to repost the sequel Going Home eventually as well, since geocities is about to die. *shakes fist*

Author: lizardbeth_j
Rating: R
Wordcount: ~10,000
Summary: The Resistance investigates a strange new Skynet facility in Topanga Canyon.

Notes: Written for sabaceanbabe (you may commence giggling now, SBabe! I know I did when I saw we were writing for each other!) for scc_reloaded. I am so sorry for the lateness and I hope it's worth it! Thank you to the loverly ancarett for the beta. And thanks to jebbypal for running the ficathon.

This story takes place immediately after Born to Run, in the alternate future, and utilizes a few characters from Terminator Salvation.


( Numbered Days )


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Pairing: Kara/Sam
Rating: ADULT
Wordcount: 1700
Summary: The first time they meet it's on the basketball court at Nellis. (Earth AU)

( the previous fics in the Nellis-verse series)



( Sort of like Top Gun, but hotter )

Porn Battle strikes again!

eee! I totally missed this ep of Criminal Minds the first time around.

*stares at Michael Biehn* still hot. damn.

Ohai there, Kyle Reese. damn it. Even CBS is freaking GUILTING ME with hot men, how is this even possible?????

*back to ficathon fic*

Pairing: Sam/Lee (background K/S and a bit of K/L)
Rating: ADULT (for some boy on boy sexytimes and angst. What? you were expecting fluff?)
Wordcount 3400
Spoilers: Finale
Summary: On New Earth, Sam and Lee discover they can be alone, together. But fate will out, in the end. (AU)

Note: Inspired by bsg_pornbattle prompt "without" which isn't saying a lot, since it was my own prompt. Clearly I've had it in the back of my brain for awhile. There are many, many things I should've been working on instead of this, so we'll just pretend I was, okay?

( Alone, Together )

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I feel like a slacker, but yes, I have finally put up one (ONE! count 'em! *snicker* Some of you, I think, have lost track!) for the Porn Battle.

Takes place in my fluffy Nellis (i.e. the Roleplay) Earth AU 'verse. I guess if I have a name for it, it's a series, isn't it? With less fluff and no roleplay this time. *sigh* I AM SORRY, MMKAY?

Disaster

I am going to stop writing porn and write my SCC fic now though.
( archival copy )

You guys! I dart online thinking, "Oh I'll read a few of the BSG Porn battle ficlets for a few minutes before we head out to a b-day party".

THEN I WAS SWEPT AWAY IN A TSUNAMI OF PORN.... :P

Much love for all of you productive crazy people fangirls! I will, uh, try to catch up this evening...

You know what? Ron has his faults, but damn if "All this has happened before, and it will happen again" is not the best phrase EVER for fandom.

For example:

- oh look! Adrianne Palicki is rumored to be coming back for a guest appearance on Supernatural. Instead of the joy across the land this SHOULD bring, or even curiosity, there are, of course, a gaggle of people who have judged this is a bad thing. What a shock.

- oh look! Warnings ver. 3 million. I'd link but it's all over metafandom. This is the first time I've heard the "privilege" word getting bandied about so much though. Yeah, there's another word that's going to get sucked dry very soon from overuse. Fandom sure does like using its big hammers lately, which makes it all that much more tiring, I think, and certainly takes a one-way trip to wank where nobody listens and nobody's discussing anything, just stating policy positions and trying very hard to back the other side into a corner of PURE EVIL.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

I slept horribly, have a headache, dumped kiddo at my parents, and fandom is being a drag. It must be summer.

Thank god for killer robots, and plans for double dating to Public Enemies. OH yes, hubby was adorable. "You want to go, right?" -- "Um, hon, which part of Johnny Depp and Christian Bale shooting guns in fedoras did you miss?"

Since it maybe got lost rather than folks just not wanting to go over to DW (which was what I presumed), here is my other entry for the multifandom porn battle:

Laundry Services , sequel to The Fine Art of Dishwasher Repair .
Kara/Sam. Earth AU (Nellis 'verse). ADULT.

I will likely end up writing another one for the bsg_pornbattle because writing this 'verse is like potato chips. Or crack!

*eyes bsg_pornbattle prompts warily*

Thank goodness there's a gazillion prompts for Bill and Laura near the top. My eyes start to glaze over and I decide my ficathon fic is more interesting than an entire page of prompts.

I'm also lucky that it's not open for business til the 26th. PHEW!

I have about 4000 words of my scc_reloaded fic done. I am, maybe, halfway. eek.
Someday I'll do a ficathon fic that's exactly the minimum.

Happy First Father's Day to weissman!

And to any other dads on my list (or partners of people on my list, too, even if I don't know them) Hope it's a fun one.

I'm going to be writing my SCC fic. Which I have actually started, so go me! Why do I always stick my self with these long plots for ficathons? *head desk*

Brought to you by the Letter R!

Not dial-up friendly.


( Ten things I like that begin with R )

I'm sure I'll think of twelve other things the instant I post, but this is what occurred to me.

If you want a letter, let me know.

On top of the Sam/Leoben angst fest of sex. Or Sex fest of angst fic today,

I also posted a Wee Kara/Sam comment prOn about WASH MACHINE REPAIR .

*snickers*

Now back to all the things I SHOULD be writing...

Pairing: Anders/Leoben
Rating: ADULT
Wordcount: 3800
Spoilers: Sometimes a Great Notion
Continuity: Follows in the same 'verse as my Hiding Myself In Your Eyes and Til You Feel It. Title (as with the others) taken from the Goo Goo Dolls song, "Before it's too late".

The more explicit PWP portion of the following is at the Porn Battle .

Summary: After Earth, one Leoben fears what the revelation means for Sam.

( Nothing Is Real Til It's Gone )

done. phew!